|Sir Shane of Wombat|
Pictures from the Melbourne Flower and Garden Show but otherwise it's all Wombat Droppings or Low Down Politics in Oz.
My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the Great Australian Circus of Democracy where all have according to the High Sheriff, George “Sneer” Brandis, “The-Right-to-be Bigots” and right-wing thought-bubble-tanks with charity status like “The-Coots-With-Queer-Ideas-From-a-Parallel-Universe” (who really wrote the18C script) are running the country for their unknown and faceless backers and pretend journalists and commentators like “Blot-On-The-Landscape” are free to write and spout whatever they wish.
My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, you are herewith advised that laughing with intent to infect Parliament is hereby forbidden as is addressing the Speaker Bronwyn “Kerosene-Pompador” Bishop as “Madam Speaker.” Notwithstanding these strictures on behaviour Chwissy “The-Whyne” Pyne, the “Perfect-Prat-of-a-Prefect” has Royal leave to label anyone he likes ”Potato-Head”, “Sooks” or whatever other grown-up epithet he solely finds amusing and appropriate as discourse.
|7News, Flower and Garden Show Exhibition Building, Melbourne|
My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, amidst much joyful celebration, the “Red-Tape-Repeal- Day” sideshow kicked off with the momentous proclamation that herewith e-mail shall henceforth be termed email and to much applause from Senator Cory “Bestiality” Bernardi’s paddles clapping together, was the order that Mules and Bullocks will no longer be used for defense….. or any other purpose. Unfortunately the Business Council didn’t see in these cost savings, measures sufficient for their needs and is asking for the repeal of all onerous taxes which impede growth of their personal wealth and that workers penalty rates, minimum pay rates, sick leave and annual leave be abolished to further assist in their primary aim.
|Kenny the Dog... whom you really wouldn't like to share a seat with.|
My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, Hear Ye, Hear Ye, a proclamation from Senator Matthius “Horse-Shite” Coorman, (stand-in Clown for Arfur “Spiv” Sinodinas who is trying to explain to an Inquisition matters about excessive re-numeration and unfortunate choice of friends) It is announced that forthwith Financial advisors will only have their own personal financial interest at heart; that there is no need to disclose ongoing commissions and that Medibank Private be sold to build a road…. or something.
|The Scotsman and his Dog|
|The Grasshopper, Flower and Garden Show, Melbourne|
|Spring and Victoria|
|Anas supersiliosa or Pacific Black Duck|
My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, we, the humble
of Bundaboong South welcome you Sir Peter and you Lady Lynne into our town and
hovels accepting that it is not fit for the likes of the Great Leader and
recent boat arrival 5265617 “Rabbutt-The-Hun” but plead that you as proxy’s for
his magnificence, accept our grovelling swearing of fealty to the realm of
Abbott, Freedom Sage Timmy “Twat” Wilson and the royal court, the IPA.
Sir Shane of Wombat
Kt. Errant of Scribe.