Thursday 18 April 2019

The Ruling Rabble Come Out to Play "Projections"


G'day Petals,

Prime Miniature du jour, Scummo heralded yesterday with  gospel news that Willie Shortstuff is a liar.

Now, tell us all how you won pre-selection, Scummo... tell us how you "stopped-the-boats", Scummo, tell us how xtian you are Scummo when you cut pensions and penalty rates, how you've never knowingly told a lie (or cut down an apple tree, no doubt)...tell us Scummo how hard you supported Truffles Turnbull...and why he still got rolled: finally, tell us, eh, how confident your ten year plan for tax cuts is going to work.
Shifty?
Much.

Having slipped incosequentially for the first time in six years, in answereing a journalists question but later rectifying it, Willie Shorstuff is now being pilloried by the frenzied MSM falling over themselves to paint a picture of cracks appearing in the campaign and that the wheels are falling off Labor's election bus.
Good grief... what do you call all those scribblers at the Ugly American, Murdoch's  Australian with their desperate beat-ups?
The Ruling Rabble "...are behaving themselves..".? ....must have missed "Thumper" McGrath's juvenile bullying antics on QandA on Monday and Lui's le Chinois' frantic defense of her "outing" or the Cap'n Get-up pantomime by the Ruling Rabble's retarded ones, the Young Libs....or the "Angsty" Taylor's hissy-fit threatening legal action over publication of his very "interesting" connections with the Caymans and water management.
The Rabble's shambles hasn't stopped... it's only changed course!

Ahh, that's it....that's what the Oz scribes do... historical fiction, philosophical fantasy or in Judith Sloane's case, Economic Dribblers.... with apologies to her waterworks.
They mirror the Ruling Rabble they support showing no pleasure in or concepts of innovation.. they are lineal thinkers and dislocated from whatever talents they may have had.. there is no diversity, no passion; there's only conformity.
Look at the postures and gaits of the Rabble ... how and what they think shows in their movement and every time they open their mouths to emit another "on-message" slogan / platitude you become painfully aware of that little, which is in their heads, but are unwilling to truthfully share.
Ozone-Hole Hunt looking for all the world like he's auditioning for the role of Uriah Heep or The Harpy Cash making the manipulative, nasty, insincere Becky Sharp look like a role model to aspire to... this is real theatre of the absurd but unfortunately it's what is passing for governance.
Terrified of organic growth as that requires a combination of imagination, talent and energy... they are never wrong because they actually do nothing.

Too afraid to even discuss complex issues let alone devise policy to address problems they are forever keeping one eye on their business donors and post-political career opportunities than wrestling with real problems that would benefit the nation.
They have disembodied themselves from humanity with their farcical IPA faux intellectualism  and its medieval economic outlook, seeking only to address issues if they will hurt them at the ballot box.  Their mantras of "small government," "cutting red-tape," "the market" and  "privatisation" all mean they have less to do and can't be made accountable.....look at Potato Head's  latest gaffe with Anne Ali, a week after Scummo bleats faux concern for the disabled they are making their surplus on the backs of:  this crass Deep Northern drongo fulminates against his one legged opposition candidate claiming she is using her disability to avoid living in the electorate!

Thank dog for the IPA defending free-speech! How grateful we should all be to have to listen to "alternative" facts and misinformation. Tell us, Coots-With-Queer-Ideas-From-a-Parallel-Universe, in the transparency of free-speech, who foots your bill?
Daniel Wild-One a shill from the Coots-With-Queer-Ideas-From-a-Parallel-Universe, (IPA) in supporting the ruling rabble's insanity of tax cuts to big businesses who don't pay tax (including the banks presently being eviscerated at the RC) opined that the reason they, the banks, should get a tax cut is because it would help halt their present "nefarious practices."
Now, with that logic Danny-Boy has told you all you need to know about the ethical levels at the IPA....and the sort of intelligence you need to become a "research fellow".
But then, his boss Le Jongleur Roskam put on a show as panellist on QandA a few weeks ago ..... and what a display it was ! Preening as he answered questions and settling himself with a little shake of the body and head when finished, to await the rapturous applause expected of such a monumental intellect......but there was none.  Applause or intellect!
Always giving the impression he's "on-the-make," a fawning toady, a parvenu....... or in the vernacular, an arse-licker!
 Then there was the possibly reformed drunk, "Gid-shme-an-other" Rozner crowing about 18C and how good it is that facts are no longer to be taught at university... I mean, the IPA world is such a bizarre construct that should Labor win the election, it be constructed say, on Christmas Island, for them and their 22 parliamentary fellow fascist travellers to go and live in just to see how their fantasy, in reality, would work.... a sort of latter days Lord of the Flies!  Now that would be worth seeing. 
The most important election ever in Oz, Possums...vote wisely for your country's future in 4 weeks time.
Hoo-roo,
Shane.


Thursday 4 April 2019

A Surplus of Lies



G'day Possums,
C5th Greek dramatist Aeschylus, was the first to say that "In war, truth is the first casualty"  anticipating in great measure the creations of our current Ruling Rabble, its faux intellectual base, "The-Coots-With-Queer-Ideas-From-a-Parallel-Universe," aka the IPA and its propaganda wing led by The Ugly American, Murdoch and also aided and abetted by various other media cabals like Channels 7, 9 and 10 who all deliberately trivialize and mis-inform the public as to the state of the nation.
Or should that be, a satire of a country?


Following the filming of the farcical misadventures of The Red Terror's No Notion Head Clown, 
Ashby The Sleaze and the Deep North's Miniatur-Fuhrer, Dropkick Dickson embarrassing the nation
with their clumsily inept attempts to ingratiate themselves with another fascisit organisation in the
Un-united States,  the NRA and the Koch brothers praying that filthy lucre would come their way by 
promising to water down our gun laws, their dictator Poorlean-Please-Explain, Hanson garbled her 
way through a presser with much misplaced righteous anger by shooting the messenger 
(because that's what you do with Al-Jazzeera Mussies, inn-it?) and boringly, again played the innocent victim 
with claims it was all a "set-up" and although Dropkick evinced all the emotional intelligence of an 
11 year old fantsist thug by wanting to "....Machine-Gun bathers from a beachside mansion ..." 
and The Sleaze admitted to "...no emotion at all..." (and for that matter, should have added, intelligence), 
they were mostly innocent and Scummo Morrison "...was a fool..., the ABC was without morals.. 
for running the programs..." and the Port Arthur Massacre which forced the restrictive gun laws 
was "..a government conspiracy..." because she'd read it in a blue book, which unlike herself, 
wasn't very thick. 
Unbelievably, all this said by a Senator for Queensland and her staff, proving that 
shit, also rises to the top.
 
"We're in the black, we're in the black" chorussed the Ruling Rabble "...and we've lowered 
taxes, too..." responded Fiction's Frydenberg, their pretend Treasurer.

Dominus Vobiscum... Et cum spiritu tuo.

Thus, in the beginning began the budget surplus. Not, as many are saying, on the underspending of 
billions of dollars on welfare services but on "prudent, careful" economic management, giggled and 
smirked the Ruling Rabble. 
That government debt, six years on, is now twice what it was when Labor "...had a debt and deficit 
disaster..." how can we now have a surplus? 

"Simple", say the Ruling Rabble "You're wrong or You're a liar. Our surplus starts next year so we 
have announced it now to make you feel good."
"You're wrong or You're a liar... that $180,000,000.00 we wasted on Christmas Island was a saving."
"You're wrong or You're a liar, all those roads and fast rail plans in knife-edge electorates is not 
Pork-Barrel bribery it's prudent economic management to save our skins."
"You're wrong or You're a liar, of course we can make financial forecasts 15 years ahead?"
"You're wrong or You're a liar... the NBN is a beautiful set-up ....and we don't need electric cars, 
but we do need more coal-fired power stations... and we're saving Medicare.... from itself and who 
cares about the environment or the Arts? 

And so it goes Petals... their "surplus" is perfection whilst Labor's bigger projected surplus is derided 
by the Ugly American's comics as The Magic Pudding... time will tell which "truth" this war will kill.

Hoo-roo Possums,
Shane.