G'day
Possums,
'Tis
the Silly Season and the insanity surrounding us is becoming worse.
In
the Un-united States a Happy-Clapper
nutter (is there any other sort?) has foretold of the Apocalypse happening at
the end of the year when Jesus is to return.
Given that the Anti-Christ seems to have recently arrived early in the fractured States and
that Death, Famine, Conquest and War
have been their stock in trade for the past 70 years, I don't think he's much
at prophesy... but just in case the nutter is correct, I'd advise Jesus
to A/ get a nose job, B/ blonde his hair and C/ bleach his skin a tad as people
of Middle Eastern appearance are now less than welcome in Western Democracies
and he might well find himself banged-up
in Guantanamo Bay doing a re-education course for having the temerity to think
he could ever compete in the god stakes!
Belonging
to the Party of Individualism and
Libertarianism, Liarbril, Stephanie Ross (a Pro-Life campaigner ) has announced
that there are limits to others freedoms and that women should not be allowed
abortions, even in cases of pregnancy through rape ... that the raped women
"will-get-over-it-through-the-love-of-the-child". How this childless young woman knows this
apart from "divine conversation" as she prepares to knock off the
sitting member of Narracan, is anyone's guess but it is nice to see the
Liarbril Party eschewing it's C19th attitudes and returning to its more natural
home of C12th medievalism.
With
Australia about to lose its AAA credit rating due to the deficit growing
eight-fold under the incompetent "stew"ardships of Eleventy Hockey, Horse-Shite Cormann, Kelly Shadduppa-Ya-Face O' Dwyer and Scummo
Morrison many are asking why there is
no longer the "Budget Emergency"?
Well,
there is but it's not being reported with the same rabid fervour in the Ugly American Murdoch's media that we
saw when Labor were in charge.
In fact, most attention seems to be on a couple of
Labor premiers who are actually "doing things" for their respective states
instead of the shambles we see in the ruling rabble at a national level.
Apart from being the most practiced of liars the ruling rabble's other finely honed skill is the "Look-over-There" diversionary tactic.
With
Fictions Frydenberg, Minister for Coal-Mines and Banning Alternative Energy
making the mistake the other day of announcing that a Carbon Tax might be
looked at again and after copping the ire of Bestiality Bernardi, he looked
even more foolish in his pathetically craven retreat when it was announced that
a carbon tax would lower electricity bills by some $15 billion over the next
ten years and when a Dr Ottaviano from a pioneering wave power company in SA
said that because of the climate policy chaos and bumbling from the ruling
rabble they would not provide the predictable power available from tides but
build their first commercial plant off the coast of Cornwall in England where
the policy support for renewables is more solid.
No wonder this IPA led Australia has become a joke internationally.
Truffles', You-Beaut-3rd- Rate-Copper-Wire-NBN is about to miss it's promised targets of
being finished by the end of 2016 and being cheaper than Labor's
state-of-the-Art Fibre model. In fact
there is talk that, against the advice of their own expert panel they are going
to slug another tax onto regional districts in order to defray costs on this world ranked, 60th in broadband speed.
Ahh... are we seeing
examples of how shit rises to the top?
Liarbrils who
constantly spread the myth that they are a low tax party.
People
ask what they have done in 5 years other than destroy?
Awww... come on, be
fair. They have set remarkable new lows morally, ethically, economically and
artistically that would be really difficult for anyone else to emulate other
than having Rabid-the-Hun back with Bestiality Bernard or Vichy Abetz as
deputy.
Another of Truffles more
idiot choices being Michelle Guthrie, who is dismembering and disembowelling the
ABC... the other day in response to journalists who wanted to know how they
would do "hard" news with all her cuts Guthrie responded that she
would have liked the piece on refugee children in the Manus concentration camp
to have shown more "... happy children!" ??????
Isn't the Parallel-Universe of the IPA a wonderful place? Guthrie's Gotta Go!
And this is not fiction
Hoo-roo Petals,
Shane
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