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| Shane on the Banister |
G'day
Possums,
It's
been a peculiar week. One where a normally supine media has provided some
clarity as to the speed at which we are sliding further down the fascist
banister into abyss of a new Dark Age.
Hence
the apposite pics of stairs albeit, French ones and unfortunately, awfully
attractive ones to boot.
There
seems to be a rather virulent outbreak of Unfunded Empathy emanating amongst
those who would lead us from the Canberra Bubble... now even infecting some the
Ruling Rabble.
Strains
of this malady were earlier detected as far away as the Reserve Bank and,
horror of horrors, a body usually immune to any of the corrupting contagion of
social equity, The Business Council of Australia who noted that it had already
laid low fellow billionaire Dick Smith, who deliriously wished to return his
$500,000.00 of unearned taxpayer funded Franking Credits.
Champion
of his small flock, Scummo, Anti-Christ, Happy Clapper-Pentacostalist and faux
Xtian Prime Miniature did his bogan best to stamp out an outbreak in parliament
by coining, spitting and sneering his devilish one liner of "unfunded
empathy" at the Labor Leader, hoping to cast out the evil miasma that Albo
was insidiously suggesting by threatening the welfare of the 2%'s tax breaks
with the clinical observation that as the majority of our nation is getting
poorer the economy too was becoming sick and an inoculation of funds was the
remedy required, not bleeding it to death.
Ambergris
and herb filled pointed masks will be procured forthwith for all Ruling Rabble
members, particularly the four doctors who voted to repeal the Medivac
legislation whose faces, like their ethics, should be hidden from the public in
perpetuity.
Even
Barnyard The Unfaithful, Joyce caught the bug and had his revelatory "Road
to Damascus" on his way to family No#2 in Tamworth.
Bewailing
his Catholic prowess at attempting to over-populate the shire and which was now
causing strain on his $215,000.00 (+ perks) yearly pittance in supporting both
responsibilities; he empathetically identified with those on $250.00 a week,
and by tugging at our heart strings described how he can only afford one coffee a
day and has to slaughter his food and go without a dishwasher, and heating in winter... and oh, how hard
it is to run a car in the bush (particularly if it's not a Comm-Car) and
besides, the $280 a night living-away-from-home allowance really doesn't cut
it, does it?
Yes
Petals, a sick nation. Diseased with " Aspiration".... it is a very sick nation!
It
is probably not without some truth that the histrionic "casting-out"
performed by Scummo was perhaps more related to his ego being badly bruised by
a studied lack of opposition interest in his self perceived miraculous magnificence
than the weeping bulboe of fiscal collapse but by them paying more attention to
his haplessly corrupt and incompetent minister for despoiling the environment,
Goofy Taylor. Having entertained many
parliamentary questioners with multiple versions of why he wasn't responsible
for illegally poisoning 30 hectares of protected grasslands that weren't his,
(only his undeclared company's) and lobbying Fictions Frydenberg "for a
friend" (who will ask for this to be done 6 months hence) to have the
restrictions "eased," Goofy was only saved from an enquiry by the
aegis of the Deep North's Red Terror,
Poor-Lean Handstand's vote, who probably thought the Ruling Rabble would return
the favour and support her idiot immigration bill.
They
didn't!
Then
came the revelations that Crooks launder money through Crown Casino and that
corruption is rampant.
Well,
blow me down! Who'd ever have thought or imagined that, with a Casino?
Certainly
not failed ex-premier The Bully-Boy, Boof-Head Kennett. He of sacking teachers,
closing rail-lines that now need re-opening and schools... the same, and
de-regulating the building industry and privatising public utilities in an orgy
of Neo-Fascist right-wing economics that the state is still suffering the
consequences of and still recovering from. Yes, it was he who expanded the
Casino for his mates and Packer's benefit!
My
Goodness, Potato-Head Dutton's boys are fast tracking visa's for criminals to
spend up big... one, allegedly $800 million in a year...Nooooo!
State
police moonlighting as security for gangsters... Noooo!
Trafficking
women for prostitution... Noooo!
And
there was Simon Cowan, another puffed up Neo Liberal "libertarian"
from one of the 15 Right-wing think-tanks polluting Australia's political
discourse on "The Drum" sounding more like a block-headed spiv of a
used car salesman than a thoughtful commentator saying, full of empathy with
Crown Casino, "Aaaww... nothing to see here ...nehhh, what's wrong in
letting them in to spend their money...No Probs!"
Which
makes me think...(who pays his bills?) and further, what an ideal mate for Princess Daisy of Cousens or Puerile
McGuiness!
Imagine
the retarded progeny and Australia's future.... no dont!
We
are already there.
Hoo-roo
Petals,
Shane
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