Sunday 26 August 2018

Leprosy or Herpes... Your Choice.



G'day Petals,

It has transpired that The Ugly American's minions led by Sydney-sider radio Quislings Toilet-Boy Jones and the Gutter-Mouthed Hadley have had marginal success with their machinations bent on destroying the tenure of prime miniature Truffles.



Unfortunately The Ugly American being now geriatric and his far right supporters in the Ruling Rabble (Rabid-the-Hun, Cap'n Catlic, Andrews, Tarantella Fascisti-Wells and the Mindless Torquemada, Sukkar ) being at any stage less than able, had their preferred candidate, Potato-Head Dutton outflanked by Truffles in, for once in his political career, some deft footwork and Scummo Morrison was elevated to be the right's next sacrifice along with his altar-boy Fiction's Frydenberg. Instead, the Potato-Headed patsy and his creepy little running mate, the Dickensian Ozone-Hole Hunt were left out in the cold.
Scummo's Running mate, Asbestos Bishop must have been out jewellery shopping when the vote was held as she only garnered 11 votes other than her own and more embarrassingly, none from her Far West rabble "colleagues".

Truffles' ineptness was on show earlier in this shambolic week when he bizarrely rose to second the Willie Shortstuff no-confidence motion in his tenuous rabble as Plibersek was arriving at the despatch box... to wit, she quipped "You may second it if you wish".
Chief wrecker, Rabid-the-Hun emerged from the party room meeting saying “....we have lost a prime minister, but there is still a government to save”.... meaning that getting to the right of Genghis Khan he thinks would be a tolerably good position and that he hasn't yet finished destroying any semblance of "centre" in the now fatally fractured Ruling Rabble.

So our new prime miniature is the Happy-Clapper and dog-botherering hypocrite,  Scummo Morrison. The bloke fired from Heading Tourism Australia for bullying and abusing staff, the same bloke unable to win preselection to the seat of Cook (lost 80 - 8) and then mounted a vicious and untruthful campaign against the winner to gain it, the same bloke who has been in charge of our concentration camps for refugees and had people die under his "care" and as treasurer, tripled the country's debt, flat-lined wages, increased under-employment, presided over growing inequality and says that the current Royal Commission into banks "...will be a waste of time ...nothing to see there..." and a climate denying, coal wielding aficionado bloke who thinks that by giving $60 billion in tax cuts to those who pay no tax, particularly banks will solve all our problems.

So this Possums is "the new  generation" of Ruling Rabble "leadership":  a generation likely to accede to the far right, be in the thrall of the putrid IPA and tell that "they're there for us..."
A right-wing coup by any other name, eh....Leprosy or Herpes... Your Choice.?
Hoo-roo Petals, fight on
Shane.

2 comments:

  1. I mean, we've said it before, but you still couldn't make this stuff up, and recently, even with the assistance of assorted mind-altering substances, or nightmares either, come to that. Anyway, I like yuor rather nifty work with the Barb Dwyer!!

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