Friday, 17 August 2018

How Putrid is My Valley?




G’day Possums,
How putrid is my valley?

Just when you thought these ruling rabble types couldn’t get any worse, there they go, demonstrating once again that “lower than a Snake’s belly” is for them a pinnacle of achievement.
The Great Barrier Reef Foundation has confirmed one of its board directors Stephen Roberts, an investment banker has been charged by the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) for allegedly playing a part of a criminal cartel during a $2.5 billion deal and will step down as he faces criminal charges for cartel conduct.
One Marine biologist Charles Veron (the godfather of corals) has lost $60,000.00 from American donors who saw that the ruling rabble were being so munificent to private organisations and was perversely told when he applied to the GBRF for ¼ of 1% of what they hold for research that they had no money available.
Sniff, sniff… Truffles on-the-nose...Fictions Frydenberg…..inept..again!

With growing public anger at electricity prices providing windfall profits to energy companies and ruling rabble incompetents feeling electorally insecure, Notional Party Leader, What’s-his-name, announced that plans are afoot to force these privatised electricity companies to lower their prices or face Truffle’s wet-lettuce wrath as the bankers did before the RC set to excoriating them.
In a move decidedly opposite to “free-market” theory What’s-his-name has also inadvertently admitted to what most of us knew all along….privatisation of essential services is a failure-bound certainty for commonwealth.
Katherine Murphy on the Drum made it clear too, that the claim of cheaper power was actually a $150 fall if your lucky, not $500 as Truffles has, like his predecessor Rabid, wrongly claimed.

The outgoing public service chief, John Lloyd, breached the public service code of conduct by “failing to uphold the good reputation” of his agency when he passed research on to the Institute of Public Affairs, the right-wing think tank, which he used to lead.
The merit protection commissioner, Linda Waugh, has concluded that Lloyd should have considered that his action would look like “a political action … to build a coalition of support for his views” when he passed the document to the conservative
Waugh submitted the report into Lloyd’s misconduct to the parliament’s presiding officers on Wednesday, his last day in the role as Australian public service commissioner, but the conduct was not considered as being of “sufficient gravity” to warrant a recommendation that a sanction be imposed.
Golly, isn't it nice to know, in reality how venal these IPA apparatchiks are.....where are the sanctions against their continued erosion of democracy?

Head of the trustee responsible for NAB's super funds told the royal commission she never thought stealing from customers was a crime.
Really, sweetheart…oh, really?

Desiring nothing but solitude, privacy, understanding and money Barnyard Joyce has released a ficion book about the travails of a poor white country accountant who becomes victim to an evil woman... err, women and who subsequently loses the glittering prize of credibility.
Finding that his TV spectacular, “On Remaining Private” was enormously successful in that no-one watched and that his current squeeze is possibly a little demanding, Barnyard is back out harassing the public presenting as a pathetically misunderstood has-been who will surely be investigated by a Federal ICAC over the Murray/Darling shambles, ministerial clumsiness and other dubious dealings when removed from office.
Justice looms for the Beetroot!

Alan, Toilet-Boy Jones, Sydney loud-mouth, has suggested that both Barnyard and Rabid should be made special ministers for drought and natural disasters… Where did Toilet-Boy get that idea, the urinal wall?
That's two horsemen of the apocalypse…” quipped one wit.
Do Dodo Dutton and Asbestos Julie make the other two?
So many candidates, so few positions.

Fraser The Arse-hole, (he defecates from both orifices) Anning unknown 3rd candidate on the Noe Notion senate ticket who achieved a grand total of 19 out of a possible 3,000,000 votes and subsequently replaced the hapless Mal-Addled Roberts who fell foul of citizenship rules has provided compelling proof for a vetting system for political candidates be introduced.
Arshole subsequently jumped ship after refusing his leader, Appalling Hanson’s demand he stand aside for Mal-Addled to continue spewing his odd empirical wisdom’s over us all and slithered off to frolic with Katter The Cracked in the Deep North.
Well, he has given his maiden speech to the senate.
Politically, factually and historically inaccurate but more importantly, ethically bereft, Arse-hole’s fetid offering have appreciably lowered the bar for Australian political discourse continuing a trend begun by the Ruling Rabble’s Little Johnny Howard some 30 years ago and salaciously grubby enough for The Ugly American’s Murdoch gutter press to have paroxysms of joy in “reporting” their faux outrage whilst promoting his ideas.
Effectively, his anti-intellectual desire to gain notoriety, recognition and possibly 38 votes at the next election, has further opened the window to race-hate, gay bashing and misogynist rants being normalised as “free-speech” and countering his vile simplistic fascist ravings will just be viewed as “political correctness.”
Isn’t amazing what so called “conservatives” destroy to gain individual power?

The ruling rabble are the speed humps to progress, the boom gates to reform, the unmade road to the future.

Hoo-roo, Petals,
Shane.


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