May Day, May Day or Mayday

Shane in May

G'day Possums,

What a confusing time. Should we be celebrating a May-Pole Dance with the Olde Worlde May Queen, the marching May Day Socialist Workers or because we're in dire straits, pleading for assistance, mayday?

All three probably.

The dancing pics are not only to illustrate but lighten the mood.....some-what.

 May pole dancing certainly suits the Nationals as it involves a lot of tripping about and weaving in and out in circles; a very similar action to their voting decision to "preference" The Red Terror's Noe Notion Party at the May 18 election. Their leader, Mc What-His-Name, justified this rank judgment on the basis that they had similar interests.

Now given the recent publicity for two Noe Notion candidates, this would indicate the Nats not only have an interest in bullshit but sleaze as well...apart from Barnyard Joyce's antics, that is.

Arabesque and piano

Steve Dickbrain, Noe Notion Leader in the Deep North, self proclaimed "family man"

 as well as second place on the Senate "ticket," fresh from attempting to woo the woeful NRA to become involved in Aussie politics so gun laws could be watered down, has been seen during the same trip to the Un-United States cavorting with a stripper, fondling her breasts, placing money into her briefs and making sexist and lewd comments about the strippers.

Dickbrain has resigned but his name will still appear on the Senate ballot paper, so like-minded lewdies, misogynists, and gutter brains with no respect for women can now find a candidate to match their immaturity.

His apology note requested in a gloriously funny Freudian manner that "...the pubic  leave him alone..." 

Noe Notion Candidate for Leichhardt, Randy Ross Mac.... who didn't "front" for the voting ticket ballot draw, was also  missing from a candidates’ debate and whose election corflutes haven't yet appeared, has probably been too busy..... posting captioned selfie images of himself groping strippers in Thailand to his FB page. 
You really have to ask , what was Mc What's-His -Name thinking?

Single foot.

 These genuine expositions of quality have upset The Red Terror, as watering down gun laws was a vote-winner with the "boy-o" morons but groping strippers and bad mouthing them although certain to appeal as well, could well make the women's vote problematical and give a "tone" to the party, which is well, as grubby, tasteless and as shabby as it actually is.

Publicly "tearing-up" as a "victim" at the frustration of losing her 21st candidate in unusual circumstances, she vented her anger at the media who "had unfairly targeted Noe Notion where others had been let-off-the-hook in similar circumstances" but made no mention of the unfortunate criteria she has for vetting the low-lives, bankrupts, ning-nongs, fruit-cakes and possible serial killers she consistently selects for candidature.

Could Jimmie The Sleaze, Ashby slither into being the next leader or will that role be mangled by ex-Labor Rat and the seemingly cross-eyed, Loopy Latham?

Oh, the fetid sordidness of Noe Notion..... and although bitch-labelling the putrid cabal is easy, it's worth remembering that she was once a Ruling Rabble candidate!

Jump

And they haven't been too flash on their pre-selections either Petals, losing three candidates to Sec: 44 of the Constitution and another to anti-Islamic, anti-Jewish fantasy/conspiracy rants. There are others earning the wrong sort of publicity, too which puts them "in-the-gun". One for views linking same-sex marriage to paedophilia that are just, rank: another whose views on Safe-Schools Program are viciously partisan and plain wrong: and a third who has spouted the bullshit that private schools are much better than public schools. Whereas in fact , the reverse is true.

Well may they call the Ruling Rabble a broad church. But it is a crumbling one, an irrelevant ruin.

 

Pas de Deux

As Handie Andy Hastie found out when trying to make the churches in WA support his right-wing notions that religious freedoms are somehow under attack for them being constrained by good manners in not being allowed to discriminate against those not to their taste, at least one priest told this RWNJ with an "interesting" military past, to bugger-off.

But then, Handie Andy is in another bit of bother, shooting himself in the foot by lying to the press about a meeting at a racist rally he had with Ultra RWNJ  and fascist, Neil "Thick-Skull" Erickson,  who's also claiming by-the-way, that the Ruling Rabble not only put him up to, but paid for his harassment of then Labor senator Sam Dastyari in public.

A broad church, indeed!

I think that calls for a Mayday. And then a May Day March,

Hoo-roo, comrades,

Shane.

Tying-up