G’day
Possums,
How
putrid is my valley?
Just when
you thought these ruling rabble types couldn’t get any worse, there
they go, demonstrating once again that “lower than a Snake’s
belly” is for them a pinnacle of achievement.
The Great
Barrier Reef Foundation has confirmed one of its board directors
Stephen Roberts, an investment banker has been charged by the
Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) for allegedly
playing a part of a criminal cartel during a $2.5 billion deal and
will step down as he faces criminal charges for cartel conduct.
One
Marine biologist Charles Veron (the godfather of corals) has lost
$60,000.00 from American donors who saw that the ruling rabble were
being so munificent to private organisations and was perversely told
when he applied to the GBRF for ¼ of 1% of what they hold for
research that they had no money available.
Sniff,
sniff… Truffles on-the-nose...Fictions Frydenberg…..inept..again!
With
growing public anger at electricity prices providing windfall profits
to energy companies and ruling rabble incompetents feeling
electorally insecure, Notional Party Leader, What’s-his-name,
announced that plans are afoot to force these privatised electricity
companies to lower their prices or face Truffle’s wet-lettuce wrath
as the bankers did before the RC set to excoriating them.
In
a move decidedly opposite to “free-market” theory What’s-his-name
has also inadvertently admitted to what most of us knew all
along….privatisation of essential services is a failure-bound
certainty for commonwealth.
Katherine
Murphy on the Drum made it clear too, that the claim of cheaper power
was actually a $150 fall if your lucky, not $500 as Truffles has,
like his predecessor Rabid, wrongly claimed.
The
outgoing public service chief, John Lloyd, breached the public
service code of conduct by “failing to uphold the good reputation”
of his agency when he passed research on to the Institute of Public
Affairs, the right-wing think tank, which he used to lead.
The merit
protection commissioner, Linda Waugh, has concluded that Lloyd should
have considered that his action would look like “a political action
… to build a coalition of support for his views” when he passed
the document to the conservative
Waugh
submitted the report into Lloyd’s misconduct to the parliament’s
presiding officers on Wednesday, his last day in the role as
Australian public service commissioner, but the conduct was not
considered as being of “sufficient gravity” to warrant a
recommendation that a sanction be imposed.
Golly,
isn't it nice to know, in reality how venal these IPA apparatchiks
are.....where are the sanctions against their continued erosion of
democracy?
Head of
the trustee responsible for NAB's super funds told the royal
commission she never thought stealing from customers was a crime.
Really,
sweetheart…oh, really?
Desiring
nothing but solitude, privacy, understanding and money Barnyard Joyce
has released a ficion book about the travails of a poor white country
accountant who becomes victim to an evil woman... err, women and who
subsequently loses the glittering prize of credibility.
Finding
that his TV spectacular, “On Remaining Private” was enormously
successful in that no-one watched and that his current squeeze is
possibly a little demanding, Barnyard is back out harassing the
public presenting as a pathetically misunderstood has-been who will
surely be investigated by a Federal ICAC over the Murray/Darling
shambles, ministerial clumsiness and other dubious dealings when
removed from office.
Justice
looms for the Beetroot!
Alan,
Toilet-Boy Jones, Sydney loud-mouth, has suggested that both Barnyard
and Rabid should be made special ministers for drought and natural
disasters… Where did Toilet-Boy get that idea, the urinal
wall?
“That's
two horsemen of the apocalypse…” quipped one wit.
Do
Dodo Dutton and Asbestos Julie make the other two?
So
many candidates, so few positions.
Fraser
The Arse-hole, (he defecates from both orifices) Anning unknown 3rd
candidate on the Noe Notion senate ticket who achieved a grand total
of 19 out of a possible 3,000,000 votes and subsequently replaced the
hapless Mal-Addled Roberts who fell foul of citizenship rules has
provided compelling proof for a vetting system for political
candidates be introduced.
Arshole
subsequently jumped ship after refusing his leader, Appalling
Hanson’s demand he stand aside for Mal-Addled to continue spewing
his odd empirical wisdom’s over us all and slithered off to frolic
with Katter The Cracked in the Deep North.
Well,
he has given his maiden speech to the senate.
Politically,
factually and historically inaccurate but more importantly, ethically
bereft, Arse-hole’s fetid offering have appreciably lowered the bar
for Australian political discourse continuing a trend begun by the
Ruling Rabble’s Little Johnny Howard some 30 years ago and
salaciously grubby enough for The Ugly American’s Murdoch gutter
press to have paroxysms of joy in “reporting” their faux outrage
whilst promoting his ideas.
Effectively,
his anti-intellectual desire to gain notoriety, recognition and
possibly 38 votes at the next election, has further opened the window
to race-hate, gay bashing and misogynist rants being normalised as
“free-speech” and countering his vile simplistic fascist ravings
will just be viewed as “political correctness.”
Isn’t
amazing what so called “conservatives” destroy to gain individual
power?
The
ruling rabble are the speed humps to progress, the boom gates to
reform, the unmade road to the future.
Hoo-roo,
Petals,
Shane.
