Oh, the Schadenfreude...

Shane all ends up

G'day Possums,

The pics today are from France and may reflect our current national state.

High stench from  the High Court...as Barnyard Joyce is dumped as a dual citizen and has to front a bye-election; his deputy, Princess Fiona of Nash is outed too which is causing some real friction within ruling rabble coalition ranks but not as much as the now ex-Kiwi.  Apparently he's still using RAAF aircraft at taxpayer expense (as a common citizen) to ferry him around with his electioneering.

Although,  just when all looked bleak, a little ray of sunshine lights the firmament as  Mal-Addled Roberts of Noe Notion hilarity has been told as well that his "feeling" of being an Aussie is trumped by empirical evidence and he joins his senior adviser in the unemployment queue ...though not on the same rape charges.

 

Oradour sur Glane

I was a little more than surprised at some journalists defence of The Harpy, Cash's innocence at her lies x 6 to senate estimates... because she looked.... convincing.

This woman has form in the lying stakes and knows that 80% of the media will give her a free ride, hence her insouciance.

It also turns out that that all the raiders of the AWU offices were not plods!  Will we ever find out... as they refused to identify themselves? Even ASIO identify themselves when rounding up suspected terrorists. 

Democracy in action,  Cash style!

The tide might just be turning as the shambles that this ruling rabble has been since 2013 election is now being commented on by mainstream press more frequently

Goodness, gracious me... Is this ruling rabble, the vaunted "born-to-rule," "natural-economic-managers," "creme-de-la-creme" who can't even fill out their paper work?

President of the Senate "Stevie Wonder" Parry has stepped down as he's a Brit, too!  Not that this was a sudden revelation: Stevie-Boy knew back in August and confided this to other cabinet ministers but was apparently told to keep shtum!  Truffles denies prior knowledge of anything at all except that it's all Labor's fault and that he hasn't had so much fun in ages.

Poitiers

Replacing Stevie will be the next candidate on the ruling rabble senate ticket who lost his higher place on that ticket at last election due to the internal machinations of our favourite ruling rabble fascist, Vichy Abetz.

I'm sure they'll all get along famously down there in Tassie.... wont they, I mean they're all adults, aren't they?

Azay le Rideau

Given that it took the Prof of Constitutional Law from Sydney Uni 3 minutes to ascertain whether Barnyard was a Kiwi; what on earth can you say about the tardiness of these ruling rabble types? Arrogant and born to rule, elitists ?

A Citizenship Audit "is too Expensive, Protracted And Inconclusive" pontificates Truffles, as the unnecessary $122 Million Voluntary Postal Survey for marriage equality begins its final week and Fictions Frydenberg whinges that the finger is now being pointed at him over his mother's Hungarian birth which he reckons is unfair because she was a refugee. Hmmm... and what about the state of the current refugees in the Manus concentration camp, Fictions?

Riding under two historically foreign flags and cheered on by Truffles and Willie Shortstuff, a motley re-enactment crew cantered down into the once Palestinian town of Beersheba to celebrate the brave charge of the 4th and 12th Australian Light Horse to overwhelm the Turkish Ottoman Empire defenders of 1917. No mention was made of the very significant contributions made in this 3rd Battle of Gaza by the British troops and New Zealand cavalry in facilitating the Light Horse's military achievement.
The mythologized version of events was that the Light Horse needed water for their horses but the truth is it was, Beer...Sheba!

...and a little ode to the tune Tannenbaum in the hope of spreading a portion of  early xmas cheer....to the ruling rabble.

Oh, shadenfreude, oh schadenfreude

Your time is come to mock them all.

Their hubris worn with such disdain

To all and sundry regaled in pain

Oh schadenfreude, Oh schadenfreude

Their antics wasteful must surely cease.

Hoo-roo, Petals,

Shane

Shane Wombat goes off To Blood, Sand, Berks

Shane in Naqib

 with Rabid-the-Hun’s malign IPA rabble to drop humanitarian bombs creating a real budget crisis.

But more of that later in “Wombat Droppings.”

Here, because it’s been  “World Ballet Day” or something… some more from the last session in class at Ballet Theatre Australia…

Ballet Theatre of Australia, Class

 … and something for spring; some Jonquils from the Wombat’s garden.

Jonquils

Wombat Droppings

or

A Chronicle Detailing

 the

 Disappearing Egalitarianism of Oz.

So now we are at war again in the Middle East.

 “No we’re not,….it’s a Humanitarian Mission” stutters Prime Miniature, Rabid-the-Hun.

No… it’s not to support American Oil Companies to protect their assets, “…it’s to degrade the evil death cult ISIS and stop its terrorism and killing of people.” 

We will commit these “Humanitarian Acts” by dropping bombs on people, too.

Rabid-the-Hun

Chiming in with his even-more-rabid-than-he colleagues, Peta “Bloody-Idiot” Credlin (his C of S), Cory “Bestiality” Bernardi,  Bronwen “Pompadour-Kerosene Bath” Bishop and PUP Senator, Jackie “Tassie-Wing-Nut” Lambie, Rabid-the-Hun opined that “he too, found the Burqa, confronting.”

Bestiality Bernardi

After everyone had stopped laughing, particularly in the light of his penchant for displaying as much as his genitalia as possible with clothing on: in his “Budgie Smugglers” and his cycling Lycra. We found out that women wearing the Burqa had, by the Speaker Bishop and her Senate compatriot The Once Honourable Stephen Parry, been segregated when visiting Parliament to being placed behind a glassed in area specifically used for noisy schoolchildren.

It seems these women so attired, are a security risk.

Bronwen Bishop

I can only surmise that the Opera singer’s daughter didn’t like the costume and that he ex-copper was only trying to further embalm the truth like his fellow Senator Brandis.

It finally occurred to these Right-Wing paragons of intelligence, freedom, fair play and social harmony that A/ if the Burqa attired Women were indeed a security risk why would you place them with children? B/ did this little frolic contravene both the Racial discrimination and the Sex Discrimiation Acts? And C/ was it religiously intolerant and undemocratic?

Some unkind souls offered Rabid-the-Hun a Burqa…. to cover the Egg on his face.

The much vaunted, “Budget Crisis” will really happen because it’s now needed to fund a war.

War is not a crisis.

Welfare, education, health, superannuation and pensions and social harmony are.

It was interesting to note that ex-liarbril and fellow traveller of “Coot’s-With-Queer-Ideas-from-a-Parallel-Universe” (IPA) Timmy “Twat-Freedom-Man” Wilson was again nowhere to be heard on this issue.

It’s amazing what $330,000.00 p.a. doesn’t buy you.

 

Timmy"Twat-Freedom-Man" Wilson.

In speaking of Georgie “Bookshelves” Brandis… “Sotto Voce” of course, it now seems that our spy and security forces are not allowed to torture suspects, although what “torture” is exactly hasn’t been defined. But they will be able to arrest anyone publicly criticising their operational matters… e.g. reporting things like the bungled training raid in Melbourne some years back in a prominent hotel that involved Vic Police… or the raid on the Lawyer assisting Timor-Leste in its struggle for a fairer deal on its Oil reserves (actually, it’s to protect “Little Johnnie” Howard and then Foreign Minister, Alex “Things-That-Batter-Fish-Nets” Downer from prosecution?) or even perhaps the rumours that ASIO’s new “secure” headquarters in Canberra have already been compromised by Chinese Intelligence.. will land you in prison.

Geez, where’s Timmy ”Twat-Freedom-Man” when ya need ’im

It's the cynical erosion of trust by the right-wingers that has irreparably damaged the country.

They’ve been “grooming” the public for years… a touch here a touch there.. and now it’s time for the ”kill.”

The Liarbril pandering to the banalities of the Aspirational Bogan has brought its obvious reward in the Islamaphobia presently being witnessed.

Now, on so many levels, this place that was once admired throughout the world for its levels of acceptance and candour is now seen as foolish, narrow minded and cruel.

Thank you, Liarbrils and your lick-spittle IPA fellow-travellers for having only the vision of your donors at heart…lowest common denominator of medieval fuedalism.

The crux, of all this as expressed by America’s most successful investor Warren Buffet: "There’s class warfare, all right, but it’s my class, the rich class, that’s making the war, and we’re winning."

"Rabid-The-Hun" is more of a threat because he has supporters within the “Bogan Aspirational” community and the backing of powerful vested interests.

His is the passport which should be cancelled.

His consorting with right wing “Tea-Party” ideologues in America is only damaging Australia’s future and its international reputation.

Hoo-roo Possums,

Shane