How Good is That?

G'day Petals,

Well, it's all over, bar the shouting... How Good is that?

The electoral commission had received hundreds of complaints about dodgy political advertising, accepted that 87 were in fact dodgy... and did nothing.... How Good is that?

Labor thinks The New Member for Chisholm Gladys The Caiman, Liu  needs her political advertising dissected... which if Boris the Buffoon in Britain gets lumbered with jail time for his alleged  political  untruths, then Gladys The Caiman might be a little concerned as to her future, too.... How Good is That!

 Uncle Warren Entsch in typical Deep North fashion and as "Reef Envoy" has declared that the Great Barrier Reef doesn't need saving but plastic needs collecting and that children would probably be better off doing that and not suffering "the child abuse" of being "coached" about climate change in their schools... How Good is That?

Killing two birds with one stone,  it seems The Liar From The Shire, Prime Miniature, Scummo, has decided to banish what passes as excuses for moderates in the Ruling Rabble and expel Arfur The Forgetful and Fifi, Slasher Fifield to overseas postings and fill their senate positions with fore-lock tugging right-wingers in the shapes of The Killer of Fallujah, Molan and failed Corangamite candidate Sarah The Mouth, Henderson. Arfah and Fifi will respectively, impersonate roles as Ambassador to Washington and Diplomat to the U.N.

Arfah no doubt will re-exercise his financial expertise to coach President Comb-Over in the Dark Arts of forgetting how your tax affairs and donations are  handled and Fifi will apply his considerable experience in eviscerating public body funding and shifting it to The Ugly American's coffers.... How Good is That?

Sri Lankan "refugees" arrive at Christmas Island..... but their timing was out by a week.... .  Bugger , no wonder they were shifted off , back to whence they came so quickly.... I wonder how much they were paid for this stunt by the Ruling Rabble who do have "form" in that area? 
Potato-Head, true to form, blames Labor...How Good is That?

An Ugly American beat-up, a fake news story about Willie Shortstuff's apparently simmering ambitions for leadership is far more interesting than the reality of a Zimmerman-Molan stoush as the Killer of Fallujah fires back that he's not "dishonourable."

Ex Ruling Rabble party president Zimmerman said Molan led a below-the-line campaign which “showed no respect for the democratic process” and as Ruling Rabble hierarchy look to introduce rules to disqualify candidates who "go rogue"...."Killer" denies that he's a rogue and spits another dummy.

Forgiveness in The Liar from the Shire's plastic religion has meant that Stuart, Wanna-Cheap-Rolex? Robert is to return from his Truffle's imposed purgatory to further mal-administer the NDIS, have the taxpayer fund his extraordinary internet fees, and provide remuneration to "independent " candidates at local elections,as you do if as straight as adog's hind leg... he will be joined by rehabilitated estate agent Sussan Whimsy, Ley no doubt looking to further her property portfolio as she sashays about the country perusing waste.

Ignoring the constitution and proselytising about enacting "Religious-Freedom-So-We-Can-Be-Rude-To-Whoever-We Want-Whenever-We-Want", various limited imagination bigots like Ferrari Mussolini Ferravanti  and Hitler-Youth, Look-a-Like Paterson are getting their Rosaries and tithing sheets in a knot as in true IPA logic, they salivate over expanding freedom by diminishing it........How Good is That?

Oh, and not forgetting another IPA "sleeper," Timmy Twat, Ex Freedom Man, newly minted and fatuously self-described as a "Modern Liberal" who sat as quietly as church mouse lest he attract attention when Marcia Langton (QandA, 27-5) excoriated Ruling Rabble ministers who congratulated The Egged-Anning on his racist speech. It is a repeating habit that on real social issues these plastic "freedom warriors" have very little to say. Perhaps, in reality, they just don't care for social justice? How Good is That?

Hoo-roo Possums,

Shane

Cashed Out on Ethics

Shane making a Wreath

G'day all,

That screaming Harpy, Michaelia Cash whose acidic tones are IMHO worse than a thousand Sulphur Crested Cockatoos on a Summer's eve, has been temporarily silenced following her Orwellian praise of the resigning  Australian Building and Construction Commission's boss, Nigel Hadgkiss: "The government thanks Mr Hadgkiss for his service and wishes him well in his future endeavours," The Harpy screeched. "Mr Hadgkiss has played a pivotal role in restoring the rule of law to Australia's building and construction industry, despite relentless opposition and appalling intimidation from lawless construction unions and their political supporters."

Hadgkiss has stepped down because the court found him to be breaching workplace law by mis-informing unions of the appropriate law and, by acting out the wrong news commentary instead of following the Ruling Rabble's legislation, its amendments and acting on his staff's warnings, getting "the vibe" wrong...(his  words, ffs), something The Screaming Harpy was aware of for at least the prior 12 months. So, like watching someone drowning and only effecting their rescue after 10  minutes under water ,The Harpy Cash waited until the obvious was proven in court. Which is somewhat similar to his tardiness and her earlier failure to "remember" to add her new multimillion dollar home to her parliamentary pecuniary interest register.

And remember Petals, it's the unions who are corrupt. 

These days it's getting difficult to find any of the Ruling Rabble who aren't  besmirched with the taint of corruption and who seemingly can't act either ethically or in the nation's interest rather than their own. 

Barnyard Joyce, facing disqualification from parliament by virtue of his NZ citizenship refuses to step down as deputy prime miniature or from parliament as do four others in the same boat. He is also under the hammer for the Murray-Darling water rorts.

"Flappy-Head" Robert, he of  "it's-a-fake-Rolex-not-a-genuine-Chinese-bribe-type-one" infamy, is now under investigation for being a director of  a company receiving government contracts (worth some $32,000,000.00) whilst a minister in the Ruling Rabble with a portfolio conflict relevant to his business interests. "Oh, my dad's the director not me". Pity, dad didn't know that! 

Another Deep Northerner, Thug Canavan blamed his mum for his dual citizenship.... he was only 25 at the time.... and she didn't tell him.

The garrulous Greek from Adelaide, Nick (god-I'm-brilliant) Xenephon passes legislation giving away the rest of the Australian media to the Ugly American Murdoch whilst still a dual national and technically, probably not allowed to sit in parliament let alone legislate dud deals.  Parroting the Mis-communication minister, Fifi Fifield, that  this was not  going diminish media diversity but enhance it, Garrulous Nick celebrated his allocating $60,000,000.00 to local papers already owned by Murdoch to employ more intern journo's to further promulgate the Ugly American's right wing rubbish.

This is I suppose being consistent with current Ruling Rabble philosophy as "Clean Coal " is coming to the fore again with the Ruling Rabble digging themselves an ever bigger coal hole in the economy and the country's climate future.... our national debt being now over $500,000,000,000.00... but this is "good debt" not "bad debt' like the $34 Billion of Labor debt from four years ago.

What is it that's awry with the moral compass and ethical nature of these ruling rabble types who can't seem to understand that corruption and conflict of interest is not part of their remit?

Hoo-roo Possums,

Shane

..about a tangled web...

Shane at NBN

G'day Possums'
So with week three of the election campaign about to kick off in what might be a more nasty mode, if week two's fiery end was anything to go by.... Malcon "Truffles" Turdball is losing ground as preferred PM and the polls are slightly favouring Labor.. (except in the Deep North where everything is odd) which is something most people thought impossible just 6 months ago.

And some more pics of the east coast to lighten the load...

"Truffles" has made himself as morally and ethically bankrupt as the "Reclaim Australia" and "Patriot Front" turds by supporting "Dodo" Dutton's appalling "dog-whistle" about the costs of attending to the needs of the refugees incarcerated in the concentration camps of Nauru and Manus Island. What was intended for diverting public attention from the deepening economic crisis the ruling rabble are creating was a deplorably sad and inhumane rant about their levels  of literacy and numeracy and how they will be taking all our jobs AND relying on welfare to boot!  Just another rung down in the pantheon of Liarbril racism, xenophobia and tasteless mongrelism that has afflicted this party since Little Johnnie dis-endorsed Pauline "Please Explain."  Rather than shut her down the Liarbrils eventually took on her attitude and fanned the flames of racist bigotry.

 

pambula

It is being said that this little piece of "theatre-of-cruelty" was a concoction of their election strategist Mark Textor;  a "dead-cat" distraction, perhaps like "ute-gate" in 2010?

Although apparently going down well with the "great-unwashed" and bogan's who listen to the shock jocks, there were many more that found this now normal behaviour from the right, utterly disgusting and repulsive.

May Mr.Textor have all the success his business had in the recent Canadian elections. 

Pambula river

Congratulations must go to Richard Marles (even though his stance on refugees is not much better than the Liarbrils) for "keeping-his-cool" under the waspish rantings and interruptions of the shrewish Leigh Sales. In that particular session the ABC's apology for an interviewer, was certainly wearing her tinny IPA/LNP heart on her sleeve for all to see.

Then, the following night, as he is being "interviewed" on 7:30 Report (being ranted at too,  having his answers cut off and at times, interrupted, by both Sales and the robotic "Horse-Shite" Cormann), Sales announces to Tony Burke that the AFP are raiding a Labor staffers home and the offices of Senator Conroy, (Opposition Communication Minister). Apparently looking for NBN documents which had been leaked in February and which Conroy was not allowed to tender in parliament. This was around 7:40pm whilst the "Ferals" were still sitting in their cars waiting for the staffers to return home... film crews were in attendance at this "secret" raid, too.  Hmmmm.... political street theatre?

 

Pambula 

Truffles maintained he and the ruling rabble knew nothing about the raid. "Bookshelves" Brandis, Plastic Attorney General was keeping a low profile as he genuinely knows nothing but Comms. minister Fifield admitted next day that he knew about it but didn't tell anyone...yeah Possums, right!

AFP also had a "special constable" a staff member from the NBN there to photograph documents from the Labor Party's NBN policy.

It is being said that NBN have secretly re-trialled the Labor original fibre to the home again (which was being deployed before this incompetent mongrel cabal were elected) and have apparently found its implementation far easier and cheaper than Truffles' third rate fibre to the node and copper to the home, mish-mash of slow technologies.

 

Gypsy Point

"We wouldn't want the public knowing how badly we've stuffed up this infrastructure, blown the costs out by triple and delivered it late by four years", Communication Minister Fifield wasn't heard to say,  "We've opted instead for Orwellian State sponsored terrorism and see nothing at all inappropriate in playing this card during an election!" "After all" he didn't continue, "Mark T's a genius and Jane will nobble any future enquiry into the truth!"

AFP didn't think that "Kero" Bronnie's  $5000.00 helicopter flight was worth investigating after the public servant, Jane Halton who ("managed" the calumnies of "Rottweiller" Reith's "Children Overboard") told them there was "nothing-to-see-here"....and they didn't worry after The Defence White Paper was leaked to Liarbril favoured news sources either....and we are still waiting for them to investigate Kathy Jackson's alleged misappropriation of millions in union funds with her squeeze Michael Lawler, as well as Mal "Chicken Legs" Brough who admitted on TV, asking Ashby to copy Slippery Pete's diary (a criminal offence) as well as Chwissie "the Whyne" Pyne's involvement is the Slipper affair.

 

Merrimbula

Strange, that for a "hands-off", "independent" and "non-political"  force  The Australian Feral Police (aka "the  plastics") seems only to see wrong on the left of politics!

We await, with interest, the announcement of Kristallnacht in the next few days.

Meanwhile, jokes like, "NBN leaks will at least bring a copper to your door"  and "I node nuffink guv", etc, abound.

But it's becoming alarmingly like a police state to laugh too much.

Agriculture Minister, "Barnyard" Joyce has urged dairy farmers to go to the competition watchdog ACCC with concerns over recent milk price cuts. He can't do anything as he's only the agriculture minister and believes in the free-market system....which is why when he came back from China and the "Free-Trade-Deals" told them to ramp up production and make gazillions. Pity that the Chinese have pulled the pin on that!

Don't those who vote "National" realize they are supporting the system that is cruelling their futures?

Are they as thick as their cattle?

I said more than three years ago before these mongrels were elected that A/ they had no policy framework, except the IPA wish list, B/ they were liars and were, C/ incompetent.. all of which, sadly, has been shown, time and again, to be accurate.

The deficit has doubled (but there's no "budget emergency" now), unemployment has increased for full-time work and our trade figures are appalling. Manufacturing and the Arts have been gutted, Medicare is under the most severe threat, wages are down, conditions are actually being eroded and education from primary to tertiary is being bowdlerised back to the C19th. Egalitarianism has been submerged under the deadliness of selfish "Aspiration" with the subsequent corruption of political life. Donations from foreign countries, particularly China;  from dodgy lawyers and developers are growing each year and placing our democracy in a parlous state.

White trash of Asia... we've nearly arrived.

 

Corryong

It now remains to be seen during week three what Textor concocted "confection of a disaster" will befall Labour on Wednesday or Thursday of the week and reach full crescendo in the rancid week-end rags of the "Ugly American" Murdoch.  Which of the seeds already planted will be further harvested and embellished?  

Although petals, I have a sneaking suspicion that the stench of funk and the fear of oblivion is permeating the Liarbril's tatty ranks. They may well become more extreme and socially divisive but as they alienate increasing numbers of the moderate electorate they will Saturn-like in their panic, turn on and devour each other....after all, destruction is really what they're best at!

All is not quite lost, just yet.

Hoo-roo petals,

Shane.